Just booked my basic theory test on the 14th Aug 2008.
Looking forward on that day...
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LIFE IS LIKE THAT
Butch, our dog, hated taking his medicine. After a lot of trial and error, my father eventually figured out the simplest way to get it into him: blow it down Butch's throat with something called a pill tube.
So Dad put the large tablet in one end of the tube, forced the reluctant dog's jaws open and poked the other end into his mouth. Then, just as my father inhaled to blow, Butch coughed.
A startled look appeared on Dad's face. He opened his eyes wide and swallowed hard. "I think I've just been de-wormed," he gasped.
If there's a competition for Worst Waiter of the Year, I've got a candidate. He was working at my aunt's favourite restaurant when we took her there for her birthday.
This guy messed up every order. She asked for pork. He brought beef. We requested beans. We got corn. And so on. At the end of the meal, he asked, "Would anyone like dessert?"
My aunt said, "What do I have to order to get a piece of cheesecake?"
Visiting the National Museum of the American Indian in Washington, my sister and I were admiring a beautiful tribal head-dress that was decorated with eagle feathers. A man came up to us and identified himself as Native American.
''Do you know how warriors got those?'' the man asked, pointing to the feathers we were admiring. ''They covered a hole with branches, tied a live rabbit on top of it and hid underneath. When an eagle swooped down for the kill, they would grab its wing or tail.''
''Fascinating, '' I said. ''You learned that from your tribal elders?''
''Actually, no, '' the man confessed. ''I saw it on the Discovery Channel.''
A golfer was way behind in the championship game when he hit his ball into the rough. Bending to retrieve it, he came face to face with a leprechaun.
"Want some help with your game?" the leprechaun asked.
"That would be great!"
"OK," said the leprechaun. "But for every time I help, you'll lose one year of your sex life."
The golfer agreed and won the game.
Getting into his car later, he found the leprechaun sitting on his dashboard with a pad and pencil. "I helped you ten times," the leprechaun said. "That's ten years. Now, what's your name?"
"Father O'Malley."
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Took Singapore Flyer today... so shiok!
Feel so relunctant after the ride. Next time got chance, i will take e ride again!
Now waiting for Yanli to send me all the pictures...
I have upload some pictures at space.
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