A man opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the man was complaining about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!!!", he demanded.
"You rich people are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my!", exclaimed the man, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's my Rolex???!!!!"
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This morning had a medical checkup at office. Just paid $10 only (Nah, this amt can be claimed) for some testing but report will be out 2wks later...
And we were told not to eat any food stuff and only plain water is allowed for the 8hrs before e blood test. And i was so hungry tat morning... Everything goes fine... but i was a bit tense for the blood test cos i nv had tat before! When it was my turn for the blood test, i told myself to cool down... everything will be fine after a min. Noi Big Deal! But... who knows all "good" stuff happen to me... The nurse 'poke' the needle to my veins on my left arm and start 'drawing' blood... and she start chatting with me. I was puzzled at first, thought she was 'talkative' so she start chatting wif me... then knew there NO BLOOD! What the... then she and another nurse asked me to cool down so the blood can flood.. and the nurse tried to poke further to get e blood but i already cool down, there nth i can do if blood didnt come out rite? Then, i saw blood start to flood thru the 'test tube' and the nurse keep talking to me at the same time.. I thought everything has finished when i sit there quite a while.. and i feel a bit pain jus the nurse trying to force my blood to come out.... then i feel a bit dizziness and they told me to rest and give me water to drink. Unexpected, i need to take the 2nd dose later once i feeling 'alright' to take e 2nd dose. Oh My God... just at that moment, i feel like going out of the room and skip that medical test... After resting a while, another nurse 'draw' e blood from my right arm... and finally the blood floods smoothly to the 'tube'. Sigh. What a terrible morning i had... Dun think i dare to haf a 2nd blood test anymore...
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