A woman, who was pregnant with twins, got into a car accident and went into a coma... She was rushed to the hospital where doctors delivered her twins to save them. But as she was in a coma and her husband was overseas on business, her brother was the only one present to name her children.
When she came out of the coma, hours after arriving at the hospital and found out that her brother had named the twins, she was very worried. Her brother was not! very bright, and she didn't think he would have done a very good job of choosing her kids' names.
When he came in to see her she asked, "So what names did you choose for my children?"
He replied, "The first born was a girl."
"Oh," started the woman, "and what did you name her??"
"Denise," answered her brother.
The woman was very surprised, and very pleased, "Hey, that's not half bad!" She exclaimed to her brother. "And what did you name the second child?" She waited excitedly to hear the name her brother had chosen for the other child.
"Well, the next born was a boy," her brother informed her.
"Yes, and what did you name him??" inquired the woman.
Replied the brother,
"Denephew."
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Hey my dear friends out there...
Thanks for everything u all did for me these days... The warmest regards I ever received, gather all those so called what friends really are to celebrate with me, delicious food and drink, songs[include bday songs], ride, oversea-birthday card from dearest wansee and lastly all the gifts from u all...
Even though, each gathering for each celebration last only few hours, but I do feel very warmed and touched... cos u all still remembers me! Esp. those friends we hardly contact still will msg me wishing me Happy Birthday... Really, I’m touched. To some friends that yet to wish me... doesn’t know is it cos they too busy forget today's date or so called already erase 'me' in your friend list... Is alright de… cos I know there are some friends out there for me...
Today, 16th Aug my birthday... Some more this year 21st. [sobs], thinking back for the past 20th year, feel like I didn’t really do sth big and honorable in my life time... Nvm, I still got decades to accomplish whatever tasks I yet to do or I wish to do... But poor me, today got to work but lucky didn’t do any big task; basically I testing my task and slack at the same time. After work, went to Causeway to meet ex-poly frens. Haiz, don’t know why they choose Causeway instead of Suntec City, to me woodland is quite far... Cos majority wins, Bo bian! Even though I the 'head' today... We ordered 7 dishes and don’t know is it purposely; most dishes has mushroom... then poor me got to finish 7 mushrooms offered by them... Think from now onwards [maybe till this week], I scared of mushroom lei... Better dun let me see mushroom again; I sure won’t touch it!
Lastly, thanks guys... [Few tears dropped... too touched!?! Or eyes too tired....]
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Early morning, received Sock's morning call... Kao, got yin mo de lor... Erm as usual i'm late again... Then after minutes, Sock and Xl came... Sock, u liar sia - Said meeting frens and end up come down to see show... Nvm, see u helped me to pack 1st trip... Hey gal, i didnt curse ur grandma hor... u remember u did mentioned that u will convert to '..' when she not ard meh... so i jus repeating ur words.. erm sld say repeated what u haf told me. So pls dun anyhow accused me cursing ur grandma...
Heard that today is brownbox's operating day... When i walked past, it seems as usual lei... Unbelievable they are closing... Not sure what happen oso.. hope is not truth... so i can go there eat again... Erm tat Sock arh.. anyhow say me and tat couple... Then that vet or groomer, aiyoh he cant make it lei...always buy 4D...Worst still saying tat car belongs to tat old uncle... Haiz, so disappointed!!!!
Really had an unforgettable day... As what Xl say... 'unforgettable'... -_- Had an unforgettable pre-bday celebration today... They sung a very fast forward "R&B" type of birthday song... cakes [ya 2cakes!]. Being fooled by all of them... Esp Xl dunno why she involved in it as wel... Unbelivable tat this time Sock is not involve in it!!! Sock, how many times u wan me to tell u my ans... There will be one ans for past, today(now) and future... same! So u all stop asking me! I haf enough cos i think now the staff at factory oso nod lor; esp Jean even called to wish me H.B. as if i 'knew' her..
Sock, i was not sicko lor for beating u when i suspect sth fishy... pls lei i'm human oso... of course will nod sth is not right somewhere meh...U very good liao lor, i didnt use tat choc cake to smash u! Cos i nod i cant run away as well... But u muz prepare someday somehow i will use tat.. Btw, i was not satisfied by the reason u gave me... that u come jus for wathing show... What the hell! U nod me how many years liao lor.. n yet u not helping me... Erm, and yet this time keep quiet and do nth... Haiz, y so! U sld help this time n yet u didnt.. See lei, tat y u kanna beaten by me today... N where they all?? They got help u meh, think they watching free show lor? They all are watching show... Hey sock, pls dun anyhow write in ur blog lei.. what keeing 'filming' me... and 'helping u to stop' and '....' Hey, u think i want arh... pls lor. I nod u all are gossiping since after u n Xl left... i've NOTHING to say, cos i've done my part long ago. If anything goes wrong, u go and clear this shit... Btw, i didn catch the hint when u ask me if i want 5kg cake not... but i didnt ans ur qn rite... So u sld nod my ans meh.... Gal, rem tat words cant take back once said... So dun tell me u wan to take back the words "I here to watch show".... And pls dun help again... or else i dunno what will happen next... Anyway, think i will 'revenge' when times come... like Xl, whahaha, think oli Xl and Sock nod wat i talking abt...
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