GIRL : I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST : Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what
did he do to deserve that?
GIRL : Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? (after a passionate kiss)
GIRL : .. Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL : But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? (after doing the same)
GIRL : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL : But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? (af! ter the inevitable!)
GIRL : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL : But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? (after successful sex)
GIRL : Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST : Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL : But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST : BASTARD
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